I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I need water and some morals
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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