woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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