Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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