If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
ttyl tear gas
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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