Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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