Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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