what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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