I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
She even gives head with a lisp.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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