There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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