Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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