Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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