Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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