OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I think I sprained my soul last night
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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