i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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