i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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