Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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