piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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