Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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