Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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