Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize
