maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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