What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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