The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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