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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
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