ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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