i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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