So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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