my phone needs a breathalizer
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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