Cold hands, warm shart.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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