are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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