He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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