I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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