IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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