you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
try to milk me bitch
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