May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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