Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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