What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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