they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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