doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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