he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
