i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Randomize
