I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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