whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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