Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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