He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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