yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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