check it out our google latitudes are spooning
im six kinds of drunk right now
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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