Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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