After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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