North Korea, Best Korea!
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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