your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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