Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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