Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
You've changed since you got that strap on
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