Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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