I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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